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Romeo and Juliet: Under Review
August 31, 2008, 4:57 pm
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We’re currently reading Romeo and Juliet in my Shakespeare’s tragedies class, so I thought it would be fun to take a look at the one-star reviews of it on Amazon.com. The results will both put a smile on your face and a barrel to your temple:

4 of 38 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Gimmie A Break!, July 29, 2005

Not that I don’t like Shakespeare’s works, but his tragedies are terrible, especially this one. I can’t understand the language real well, so I have to grab one with the contemporary language so that it’ll be easier to understand. I just can’t understand this love tragedy at all! Here are some things that confuse me:

*How did this feud really begin?
*Why can’t this story end in happily ever after?
*Why does Lady Capulet have to be so stuck up on everybody?
*Why couldn’t Shakespeare have written in a language we could all understand?
*Why does everybody have to jump to conclusions?

I simply can’t understand why people love this play so much. It’s ridiculous! If you want a true love story, try reading “A Midsummer Night’s Dream”. This one absolutely SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 of 23 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars stupid student review by gabriel c, February 20, 2007
A Kid’s Review

Romeo and Juliet is a story about to lovers that meet at first sight. The biggest problem they have together is that both of the families have been fighting and hate each other since they both have been born. It all started when Romeo been depressed ever day moping around and feeling sad all of the time because he loved Rosaline and she did not love him back. So one day Romeos cousin told him about this party and that Rosaline would be there so they left and Romeo saw Juliet there and followed her to her house and both exchanged thoughts about each other and decided that they will get married but secretly. So they had to come up with a plan to pretend that Juliet was died so the can get married and the planned failed and they both ended up killing themselves. Play was very stupid it sucks no one should read it because there is no point of reading this because all this play is taking up your time.

6 of 28 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars the movie was better, May 25, 2005

i just read this book. everybody like always talks about how great it is and everything. but i don’t think so. like, it’s been done before, right?? soooo cliched. omg.

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Hahahaha, classic.

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